Rule #76

2007-01-04T12:37:00.001-05:00

SanDisk And Samsung Want To Replace Hard Disks In Laptops With Flash Drives - News by InformationWeek

Finally, laptops move another small step towards being portable. I can't tell you how many hard drives I've had to replace because I want to surf the Net while I'm watching TV. So the laptop goes on my lap and gets moved around a bit. It's gently being moved, but moved none-the-less.

I think, actually, that this is more of a leap forward as opposed to a small step. I know it's been in the works for a while now, but it looks like it's finally going to enter the mainstream.

Oh my god!

2006-06-28T14:51:00.000-05:00

Definitely click here

How the hell did that work? WTF kind of trick was that and where did the upper half go?

Ouch!

2006-06-20T07:53:00.000-05:00

Semi Truck vs. Couple Avoiding Police

At least at the funeral they can say that they died instantly.

Um, thanks?

2006-06-19T10:37:00.000-05:00

Well now...

...that was, um, it was...uhhh. I know, I've heard that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, don't say anything at all. There. That wasn't mean was it?

Seriously, though, was she trying to be the worst? She had to be. She was probably pissed that they cancelled her show so she said, "I'll show those bitches!"

Five Years?

2006-06-18T10:50:00.000-05:00

'Night Cap Patrols' Focus On Aggressive Driving

Seriously. It took them five years to figure out that people drink more on the weekends? And now they give it a name?

1337

2006-06-16T09:14:00.000-05:00

How to Read and Write in 1337

I never really 'got hip' to this whole thing, but if you give people enough free time, I guess they can create their own fake language.

Tucker tries buttsex...

2006-06-15T12:02:00.000-05:00

...hilarity does not ensue

This guy has some of the funniest stories I've read...this being one of the best of them. It's a long read, but well worth the 'happy' ending.

GorillaMask.net: Killing Productivity, Monday-Friday

2006-06-15T11:57:00.000-05:00

GorillaMask.net: Killing Productivity, Monday-Friday

Just wanted to give a quick shout to one of my biggest inspirations for wasting my time. This site is one of the best.

George Bush Doesn't Care About Blind People

2006-06-15T09:19:00.000-05:00

Shades McBush

What an asshole.

Foot...er...Firecracker in Mouth

2006-06-14T08:35:00.000-05:00

Kid lights a firecracker in his own mouth

Dumb kid does dumber thing.

Commercial of the Year

2006-06-13T11:21:00.000-05:00

Skittles Beard Commercial

Nominated for the "Creepiest".

The Samples

2006-06-12T16:45:00.000-05:00

"PC"

Check out "PC". He looks so damn familiar but I just can't place him. Oh Yeah!!!...wait for it...wait for it...now click here.

Yep, he's a roady now.

Christina

2006-06-12T15:41:00.000-05:00

CLICK HERE!! CLICK HERE!!

I felt that I should post something today. This is what I chose to post.

Full House and the Future

2006-06-08T20:34:00.000-05:00

Full House - 20 years later

I think I knew everything there...but interesting if you've not kept up.

Don't Steal...

2006-06-08T14:05:00.000-05:00

...from a Monk

I thought Buddha was peaceful and God was the vengeful one?

Mike Tyson's PUNCH OUT...

2006-06-08T14:04:00.000-05:00

...beaten in under 18 minutes

We all remember this classic. I'll bet none of you can beat it this fast.

In case you ever wanted to know..

2006-06-08T12:02:00.000-05:00

How to Run up a Wall and Flip

This was quite educational. I'm going to start practicing for plastic surgery right now.

Crazy Police Chase

2006-06-06T09:06:00.000-05:00

This is Crazy!!!

So many cool parts...they should make this a movie.

Cobra vs Mongoose

2006-06-06T09:01:00.000-05:00

Cobra vs Mongoose

I wasn't too thrilled that they put them into an aquarium together...it's not really a simulation of what would happen in the wild, but it was pretty cool to see that little mongoose bob and weave.

Hurricane Season is Near

2006-06-05T11:35:00.000-05:00

TBO.com: Hurricane Simulation

Yep, it's upon us once again and this here's a nifty little animation that depicts the damage done during different Category hurricanes. Remember, you can pause the animation to read the description.

OK, I'm definitely watching this show now.

2006-06-03T12:19:00.000-05:00

DailySixer.com Video: Dancer Pukes on So You Think You Can Dance

Without a doubt, this will be on my summer watch list. Hopefully we'll see more puking.

On a side note, I can't help but think of how much better American Idol's ratings could be if they had some pukers...especially if it was Taylor after he got done dancing like a paraplegic.

I know someone who could do this...

2006-06-03T10:03:00.000-05:00

Garbage house full of...

It's the same fat fuck friend I have that won't eat Subway or anything healthy like that.

Oh my.

2006-06-03T02:19:00.000-05:00

Hose

That's right, like a garden hose.

George Bush

2006-06-03T02:09:00.000-05:00

bangedup.com - BIG board post

I would have thought of a better title for this, but GW needs no introduction at this point. Just watch and listen. Er..maybe I should be telling Bush that.

FDA: America is fat for yet another reason.

2006-06-02T13:25:00.000-05:00

FDA: Restaurants should shrink portions

Well, this is something I've only been saying for 5 years now. I personally think that this won't work, though. I have a friend that won't eat at places like Panera or Subway because it won't fill him up. Fat ass. Anyway, I think most Americans will take this stance as they just can't live without their giant 20oz Porterhouse with a triple-sized, double-stuffed, twice-baked, bacon-jammed, butter-soaked, salty potato. What did they do to that vegetable?? Once upon a time, it was healthy. And if that's not enough, cheese fries and fried onions get ordered for appetizers.

What a lot of people don't realize is that the drinks you get with dinner are generally high in calories. Especially alcoholic drinks.

The fact of the matter is that people just need to be more self-conscious of their bodies. Whoever started the whole 'It's OK to be who you are' thing is the same person that fattened up this country.

STOP EATING!

Spelling Bee/Stand-Up Comedy

2006-06-01T09:11:00.000-05:00

You gotta breathe, brother!

Base Jumping Gone Wrong

2006-06-01T09:09:00.000-05:00

Is he hurt or having an orgasm? You decide.

Nylon Stocking Prank

2006-06-01T09:03:00.000-05:00

Man, that had to be fun. I gotta try that.

Roof Flip Face Plant

2006-05-31T11:57:00.000-05:00

I think the intended outcome was different from the actual outcome.

Jimmy Kimmel is bit by a snake

2006-05-30T16:13:00.000-05:00

Woah, that was kinda cool...'cept for Kimmel's pretty cool. I was worried about him there for a second.

UPDATE: OK, So I heard it was all a fake setup to...uh, setup for the Grey's Anatomy interview...but it was still pretty well acted out.

Game: HORSE

2006-05-30T16:08:00.000-05:00

Time for a break...this is fun. See if you can do the BEGMSW combo. I got it in about 5 minutes.

Trampoline disaster alert!

2006-05-30T15:21:00.000-05:00

Somehow, I felt his pain.

Angelina Jolie is frisky

2006-05-30T13:46:00.000-05:00

It figures. I knew she had to have a blemish.

And when is Brad Pitt going to realize that they're not coming back? I've heard that talking to him is less productive than talking to your door, so he may not have it figured out yet. But, if he reads this...Dude, you're going to have to leave her if you ever want your life back. You're out there for good.

Fart Lighting Gone Bad

2006-05-30T12:25:00.000-05:00

You would think by reading the tite of the link that you know what's coming, but you don't know what's coming...besides his butthole. Huh?

Bwaaahhaaahahaha!

2006-05-30T12:24:00.000-05:00

NEO vs. ROBOCOP

2006-05-30T12:23:00.000-05:00

Waaaay overdue, but I'm putting it on here because these are two of my favorite super heroes. Behind Jack Bauer.

Plugged

2006-05-30T12:22:00.000-05:00

A lot of times, I have nothing better to do, but there's gotta be something other than this...seriously, what the hell?

How many times have we all wanted to do this?

2006-05-30T12:18:00.000-05:00

Face First

2006-05-30T12:09:00.000-05:00

I wasn't expecting much from this show, but So You Think You Can Dance might just be worthy of summer watching. Seeing this guy's face smack the floor was about the most satisfying thing I've seen on TV.

Hostage Taker Shot in the Face

2006-05-30T12:01:00.000-05:00

Yeah, well, in retrospect, he's probably thinking...Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

Kanye West Resume - The Ill Community

2006-02-06T15:51:00.000-05:00

In case anyone is wondering what I'm listening to, it's Kanye West. I bet there aren't a lot of people who know how talented of a producer he is. Most people only see the Bush-hater. Kanye's about much more than that, which you can see by looking at his resume.

2005-12-15T13:14:00.000-05:00

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