Angelina Jolie is frisky

It figures. I knew she had to have a blemish.

And when is Brad Pitt going to realize that they're not coming back? I've heard that talking to him is less productive than talking to your door, so he may not have it figured out yet. But, if he reads this...Dude, you're going to have to leave her if you ever want your life back. You're out there for good.